Monday, June 27, 2016

Jailbait

This week Meaghan and I watch a soft core porn film that’s on Netflix. It’s a bad movie, just like regular porn no one is watching this thing for the deep plot. But unlike regular porn there is no penetration, though there are a ton of titties.

The “plot” is unimportant. She’s in prison because she got sexually abused. In prison she gets sexually abused. Everyone gets sexually abused. She gets addicted to drugs and everyone is trying to “save” her from the drugs they’re giving her even though it’s totally reasonable to expect a person who has had everything taken away from her in a situation where no one believes you and is actively harming you that you would take as many hits of heroin as your fragile veins can handle.

Anyway,
There are 11 “sex” scenes.
7 fights
2 fights where the “swat” team is called in with IMMEDIATE RESPONSE
3 visits to solitary (with one suicide attempt)
7 scenes in the somber shower
5 scenes with the nurse, who gets a death scene I don’t even know
3 scenes with the mom who doesn’t believe her and then MAGICALLY believes her halfway through the film.

Oh and she plays the cello at the TALENT SHOW

She plays the cello four times. She doesn’t actually play it and its painfully obvious.

This is one of our best podcasts.

I talk about game of thrones at the end.

Ana Z go 14 minutes into the recording, we <3 you.


NOTE: there are no producer credits at the beginning of the film. It opens with a shot of some city and then "Asylum Pictures" comes across the screen. Our sync point is right when that "Asylum Pictures" text disappears.


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