It’s fairy tale princesses fighting Rumpelstiltskin in 90 long boobless minutes. Casper Van Dien is Rumpy playing super creepy. Snow White is wearing some bodice that is almost completely see through. Lou Ferrigno plays IRON JOHN (i.e. silver hulk). No one says Cinderella’s name for at least an hour, and for some reason she has purple hair.
I did not enjoy this movie at all. You will not enjoy this movie at all. No one will enjoy this movie. I don’t think they enjoyed making this movie. I am going to nix any Asylum movie from now on because it seems like they’re all going to be duds.
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Ok, here’s the Recap:
And here’s the watch-along stream: