Monday, July 18, 2016

Dark Space

This is a movie that makes no sense. I mean, it tries, it tries really hard to make sense…but it doesn’t. Honestly I’m not really sure how to describe this thing other than a mix of every single sci-fi trope that you can throw at a film and have it not stick.

None of the characters are really fleshed out, the acting is terrible, the set design is literally spray painted garbage cans from Walmart. I really wanted to see some boobs, but alas, none.

Every scene lasted twice as long as it should have. The “tension” is so forced and you don’t feel it ever. “alien vision” was dumb and a bad way to not show the monster.

Here’s the full movie.

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