Tuesday, December 6, 2016

Brace for Impact

Meaghan is out this week so I brought in a ringer substitute to help me devour this poorly put together travesty. Brace for Impact is a great title for an action movie and the homegrown terrorist angle could make for a good story. Unfortunately, everything else is fucking terrible and slow. There is a shitload of needless exposition. Relationship are flimsy, change constantly for no reason, and people disappear from the plot never to reappear. And a lot of the plot beats exist only to further the movie but have no bearing on the story. This movie has to have been self-produced because any self-respecting industry person would take one look at this script and run for the hills. Do not watch this movie, do not pass go, do not collect $200. But, do listen to us bash this thing for thirty minutes.

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